One of the most ignominious fashion trends of the 1980s may be coming back in style. Yes, docksiders soon may be en vogue again.
Today, I dropped by Urban Outfitters, a store that most would agree helps set fashion trends and/or is a harbinger of what is considered stylish, and low and behold, they were selling brown docksiders. They were ugly in the 1980s and they are ugly now.
I implore the hipsters and trendsetters of the world to unite and forgo the docksider now and forever.
Furthermore, I give any of you permission to kick me right in the nuts if you ever see me wearing docksiders for any reason other than the shoes being part of a costume. Just wind up and kick me as hard as you can. Hopefully, when I'm doubled over in sheer agony, I will notice what's on my feet and realize the error of my ways.
1 comment:
I'm with you 2White. Ugly. Just Ugly. And I don't have much fashion sense.
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